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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 06:30

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
Shouldn’t there be a short porn platform like TikTok?
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
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Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
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Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
No, not a chance
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Still no good
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Then came..